If I was a dentist....

Well, let's start over. I would never be a dentist, work for a dentist etc. BUT if somehow I did, this would be how I would advertise my dentistry.

Butterfly Sparks

This blog post is for all the lady readers...

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It's really great! And there is a sweet giveaway happening now!

I heart Rob and Big

There is a show on television, that is unlike any other, and tonight it will end, forever. Big is having a baby, and so he has to leave the show to be a Daddy, and Rob can't do the show alone.

Rob and Big, has made me laugh every Tuesday at 10:30 pm for the last two years.

Tonight is the series finale, and I am emotional.

Here are some pictures of Rob and Big Black... just soak in their awesome-ness.





I need to be alone.

I literally passed out...

Today I went to the doctor to have a wart removed for the third time ( sick, I know) and this is how it all went down,

First off I was placed next to a man, we were seperated by a curtain, but he was having something on his finger cauterized and I was so grossed out. It was smelling like burning flesh and I wanted to scream. By the time my doctor came over to help me I was beyond nauseous. She had to burn the little wart devil three times, and it was PAINFUL. I started to feel woozy after the second application of the burning magma, but shook it off.

When we were done, I was following her to the nurses station to check out, I don't remember anything but smacking into the desk.

When I awoke, I was in a wheelchair with about 7 nurses fanning me with magazines.

I had passed out.

Cold.

Smacked so hard into a desk and fell.

There were giant red throbbing marks on my feet and shins from slamming into the desk and I had to go lay down.

I survived my first passing out experience, and I don't want to do it ever again.

yikes.

Just to cheer you up.

Giddy up.

Apparently...

People really like to blog about me. If you want to read about me, or my hair, or the places I have been this weekend, you should.

I am really cool.

Ellen

There are many things that I dream of doing with me life.. growing up to be Ellen DeGeneres is one of them.

Reasons why her job rocks:

1. She opens every show with an awesome dance where she runs up and down the audience and does things like sing to pregnant women's bellies ( which I think is hilarious)

2. She gets men and women alike to roar with laughter every show

3. She has at least one game played every episode. Today's was sheer brilliance. look it up, it's called the marshmallow game. It made me laugh so loud and for so long.

4. She talks to celebrities like they are her best friends ( if you know me, you know this would be a huge step.)

5. She never has a show entitled " fat suit" or "fathers gone mad" like Oprah or Dr. Phil, Ellen's show is pure entertainment.

Reasons why I could not be Ellen:

1. She is a lesbian.

Theif.

I stole this from Allison H. who stole this from Ryanne W. who stole it from Josh G.

The American Film Institute's 2007 list of the top-100 American movies:
1. Citizen Kane, 1941
2. The Godfather, 1972
3. Casablanca, 1942
4. Raging Bull, 1980
5. Singin' in the Rain, 1952
6. Gone With the Wind, 1939
7. Lawrence of Arabia, 1962
8. Schindler's List, 1993
9. Vertigo, 1958
10. The Wizard of Oz, 1939
11. City Lights, 1931
12. The Searchers, 1956
13. Star Wars, 1977
14. Psycho, 1960
15. 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968
16. Sunset Blvd., 1950
17. The Graduate, 1967
18. The General, 1927
19. On the Waterfront, 1954
20. It's a Wonderful Life, 1946
21. Chinatown, 1974
22. Some Like It Hot, 1959
23. The Grapes of Wrath, 1940
24. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, 1982
25. To Kill a Mockingbird, 1962
26. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, 1939
27. High Noon, 1952
28. All About Eve, 1950
29. Double Indemnity, 1944
30. Apocalypse Now, 1979
31. The Maltese Falcon, 1941
32. The Godfather Part II, 1974
33. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975
34. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937
35. Annie Hall, 1977
36. The Bridge on the River Kwai, 1957
37. The Best Years of Our Lives, 1946
38. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948
39. Dr. Strangelove, 1964
40. The Sound of Music, 1965
41. King Kong, 1933
42. Bonnie and Clyde, 1967
43. Midnight Cowboy, 1969
44. The Philadelphia Story, 1940
45. Shane, 1953
46. It Happened One Night, 1934
47. A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
48. Rear Window, 1954
49. Intolerance, 1916
50. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001
51. West Side Story, 1961
52. Taxi Driver, 1976
53. The Deer Hunter, 1978
54. M-A-S-H, 1970
55. North by Northwest, 1959
56. Jaws, 1975
57. Rocky, 1976
58. The Gold Rush, 1925'
59. Nashville, 1975
60. Duck Soup, 1933
61. Sullivan's Travels, 1941
62. American Graffiti, 1973
63. Cabaret, 1972
64. Network, 1976
65. The African Queen, 1951
66. Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981
67. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, 1966
68. Unforgiven, 1992
69. Tootsie, 1982
70. A Clockwork Orange, 1971
71. Saving Private Ryan, 1998
72. The Shawshank Redemption, 1994
73. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969
74. The Silence of the Lambs, 1991
75. In the Heat of the Night, 1967
76. Forrest Gump, 1994
77. All the President's Men, 1976
78. Modern Times, 1936
79. The Wild Bunch, 1969
80. The Apartment, 1960
81. Spartacus, 1960
82. Sunrise, 1927
83. Titanic, 1997
84. Easy Rider, 1969
85. A Night at the Opera, 1935
86. Platoon, 1986
87. 12 Angry Men, 1957
88. Bringing Up Baby, 1938
89. The Sixth Sense, 1999
90. Swing Time, 1936
91. Sophie's Choice, 1982
92. Goodfellas, 1990
93. The French Connection, 1971
94. Pulp Fiction, 1994
95. The Last Picture Show, 1971
96. Do the Right Thing, 1989
97. Blade Runner, 1982
98. Yankee Doodle Dandy, 1942
99. Toy Story, 1995
100. Ben-Hur, 1959

I am nowhere near a movie expert.

What will Lean Cuisines buy me now?

Well I acheived my goal of eating lean cuisines for 3 weeks and saving up for certain items.

It's time for a new list..

Here are my two itens I am saving for... if you are rich you can go ahead and buy me them if you wish.

1. Paul Frank; Drawstring Beach Bag

2. I like you

Wonder-ful morning

I am pretty sure I saw Kevin's Dad ( Dan Lauria) from the wonder years, sitting at a bus stop this morning.

Granted, I had not had my coffee yet, I was really tired, and it was from quite far, but it was uncanny how much it looked like him.