This post is for the unblogger, Allison Mc.
We ventured to starbucks today for a little afternoon pick me up and I was nearly blinded to death by a womans wedding ring. It was so big I had to point it out to Allison. The stone itself took up literally the space from her knuckle to her hand, it was outrageous.
Then we got to thinking, that cannot be real, can it?
These were our thoughts on this mysterious lady and her ring...
If it is real
#1. Her husband has a serious complex.
#2. She needs to have a personal bodyguard at all times.
#3. If your ring does not fit in your pocket with your hand, its way too big.
#4. You have too much money to be in Lake Forest ordering from a starbucks, send your butler from the hamptons out to get fresh coffee from costa rica.
If it is fake
#1. You need to get a life and stop wearing fake giant wedding rings.
#2. Possibly get therapy for your need for attention.
#3. You fooled us.
**picture is not real, but seriously is actual size.
1 comment:
Hahaha - that was really good. It's funny that we sat there talking about the ring long after she left. I guess that's what she wanted, but seriously - get a life & stop making us talk about your jewels.
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